The black card for this round was:
Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ____.
All rounds from this game. This round was played at Mon, 21 Jan 2019 16:04:18 UTC. The white cards played this round were:
A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries.
Going to bed at a reasonable hour.
The Marquis de Sod.
Taking a shit while running at full speed.
Forty-five minutes of finger blasting.