The black card for this round was:
This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ____.
All rounds from this game. This round was played at Mon, 21 Jan 2019 16:17:52 UTC. The white cards played this round were:
Sitting on my face and telling me I'm garbage.
Blood Raining Night.
The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.
Consensual, nonreproductive incest.